Tuesday, January 8, 2008

MR. BLACKWELL'S 48TH ANNUAL WORST-DRESSED WOMEN LIST



10.) Alison Arngrim: Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.


9.) Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low -


8.) Jessica Simpson: Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!


7.) Avril Lavigne: Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by…The house of Dracula!


6.) Eva Green: Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!


5.) Kelly Clarkson: Her heavenly voice soars above the rest…but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of “Pro-Active” - but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!

4.) Fergie: Another style-free “Fergie” in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!


3.) Mary Kate Olsen: YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain…she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!


2.) Amy Winehouse: Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below…she's part 50's car-hop horror.


1.) Victoria Beckham: Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha...did you all see victoria beckham!!!

Anonymous said...

poor olsen girl!

Anonymous said...

Thank you. I am deeply, deeply honored. And I promise NEVER to wear orange and purple together with snake skin cowboy hats again.

Alison Arngrim
(loud and proud at Number 10)
www.arngrim.com

Anonymous said...

i think nellie olsen looks beautiful in whatever she wears she is a fashion icon in my book

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOU NELLIE OLSEN...BUT SATY AWAY FROM MANLY HE IS BETHS!!!!

Anonymous said...

EVA GREEN!?!?!??? FERGIE LOOKS OKAY THOUGH!!

Anonymous said...

NELLIE OLSEN ROCKS!

Matt said...

I love Nellie Olsen. She was the only reason to watch Little House on the Prairie. And I love Alison Arngrim. She's got class, so lacking in so many "stars" of today.