Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Chased by chupacabra? The mystery of Colorado's naked running men

Garfield County appears to be suffering from an epidemic of epidermis! Four reports of naked men hiking or running (in one case, masturbating) on trails has led the Sheriff's Office to issue a press release warning:

Never, Never, Walk alone! Always have at least one partner, be aware of your surroundings at all times, look, listen and do not become complacent, carry a cell phone in case of emergency and always report anything suspicious, immediately. Do not put yourself in harm’s way if you witness something inappropriate. It’s important to be confident, loud and not willing to be a victim of any crime.
 
So while the reasons as to why these naked men are running (and in one case, masturbating) remain a mystery for the moment, it can probably be narrowed down to one of a couple of different reasons:

1. Chased by chupacabra!
 
2. Sometimes it's fun to run naked in the woods.