My two cents on the Anderson Cooper cheating scandal

So by now we've all seen the pics of Anderson Cooper's alleged boyfriend Ben Maisani allegedly cheating on him by making out with some hottie in the park. Now sources say that Anderson has allegedly thrown the bum out of the house.

I don't claim to know anything about their lives but I do know this, Anderson Cooper is better off without Mr. Maisani because dude is a terrible kisser.

Look at the above photo. It's ridiculous. There is absolutely no call for one to just unhinge their jaw at any point during a make-out session like that. Even at the absolute height of the throes of passion your mouth should not be open that wide. Terrible. Mr. Maisani's head has stress lines on it in three different places, he's exerting himself so much. No one deserves that kind of treatment.