Mr. Man, the Number One Authority on Male Celebrity Nudity, announces the launch of its inaugural 2021 Summer Games, the Man-lympics, with film’s hottest stars ranked by Gold, Silver and Bronze medals.
With 45 perfect male specimens representing 15 countries, only the best of the best can claim victory in the Man-lympics competition. Gold medal finalists include:
Jake Gyllenhaal is the U.S. fan favorite, most notably for his rock-hard work in Brokeback Mountain, while Daniel Brühl is Spain’s sexiest onscreen export; Ewan McGregor is pure Gold for Scotland and Joel Kinnaman is a tasty Swedish treat, thanks to his undeniable body of work in Altered Carbon.
New Zealand’s Antony Starr is tops, thanks to his bare bottom in The Boys, Michiel Huisman takes the Gold for the Netherlands, Gael García Bernal’s (Mexico) wild scenes in Y tu mamá también are burned into our spank banks and porn legend Rocco Siffredi’s meaty moments in film take top honors for Italy.
Colin Farrell has the luck of the Irish in winning the Gold, Tom Hardy is working hard for Great Britain, Michael Fassbender (Germany) isn’t called ‘Ass Bender’ for nothing - no Shame here! - and Gérard Depardieu is a French treasure (catch his work in The Last Woman).
Last but certainly not leaset, Great Dane Mads Mikkelsen is a full-frontal delight, representing the land of Denmark, while Ryan Reynolds delivers Canada’s finest bare goods (see: Buying the Cow) and Australia’s Hugh Jackman is a Gold medal winner for his many ass-tastic roles for Marvel.
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