TGIF

I don't know about y'all, but for me Friday could not come fast enough this week. I am going to go out tonight and have me some fun and I hope you do the same.

Just remember, if you drink, don't drive ... and don't pass out first.

What year is it again? Look what a Georgia county just banned

This is how lawmakers spend their time in 2010?

Wow.

A county in Georgia recently banned the sale of "any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."

That includes stuff like ribbed condoms, btw.

Remember to always practice safer sex

Ugh, this story makes my testicles crawl up into my stomach.

So this guy puts a sex toy over a saber saw blade and then uses it on his partner. A saber saw is a power tool. The blade moves up and down. In the dumbest move of her life, the woman apparently agreed to this nonsense. Of course, the saw cut through the sex toy--and you can guess the rest.

Anyway, this gives a whole new meaning to the term "safer sex." "Safer sex" is when you don't use a saw. "Saber sex" is when you do. And if you want to stay really safe, try "cyber sex."