Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Makeup for men

No more clandestine strolls down the aisles of CVS filling baskets with Old Spice, Magnum condoms and beef jerky in the hopes of fooling the cashier into overlooking that bottle of Maybelline liquid makeup. )

Now, you can proudly whip out Shine Reduction Powder, Lip Maximizing Serum and Enhancing Eyeliner from deep within your murses and perform a little touch-up anywhere you happen to be, thanks to men’s cosmetics and makeup from 4VOO.

If anyone calls you names, simply show them the label on your compact: “Modern Man."

We’re here, we’re queer and we’ll be damned if we’re going to have shiny foreheads.

But any monkey can slap “made for men” on the outside of a package. The experts over at 4VOO have specially formulated these items to work best with the XY chromosomes and men’s unique skin issues.

Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man, if you will.