By StevieB
Based mostly on my academic accomplishment and leadership potential, I have been asked to join an exclusive National Society of leadership and success, Sigma Alpha Pi.
Based on my totally
awesomeness, or as the form letter states, their decision to ask me to join the
hallowed ranks of Sigma Alpha Pi was partially based upon my “academic
accomplishment and leadership potential.”
I’m
sure it just got around campus that I’m just an all around righteous dude. The
sportos and motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads…
they all adore me. They think I’m a righteous dude.
Or… Maybe it’s the eighty-five dollar registration fee. With the additional forty-five dollar charge to have my name on a wooden plaque. I do get a tee shirt. How cool will I be walking among my school's grass lawns with an eighty-five dollar tee shirt.
This post originally appeared on Steven Bennet's website Nice to See StevieB. Republished with permission.