WHAT THE F*#K DO PENGUINS HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS!?!?
Have
you seen the inflatable, glowing Christmas crap that everyone displays
on their front lawns? Big billowing snowmen, elves, and insidiously
happy penguins. Seriously, What the heck to penguins have to do with
Christmas?
At night it’s quite a cute little scene. A winter wonderland all blown
up and bopping around to the forced air whooshing up their butts. During
the day it’s another story, driving through any upscale neighborhood
it's a reenactment of Jim Jones goes to Christmas town. Dead, flat elves
and snow people scatter the lawns like a mass suicide cult hit the
North Pole. A massacre of merriment. One half-inflated penguin dragging
its self off the lawn coughing out, I only live in Antarctica and parts
of South America why am I even here?
Aaaaaaaaaghh!
This post originally appeared on Steven Bennet's website Nice to See StevieB. Republished with permission.