By StevieB
I
know, it seems strange, even to me in this day and age. I had played
around with a game back in the 90’s, with Jamie the bestie. But I have
never had a gaming system in the house. I have a strange addictive
personality, where if I involve myself in something is becomes
all-consuming. This
is why I’ve never watch a single second of the television show, Glee. I
know I would have quickly devolve into the biggest Gleeck, or Glick. I
don’t have time to become obsessed with musicals again… I mean, Betty
Buckley still has a Restraining Order out on my ass.
I can tell you the beginning storyline, and ending story line for every character on Dynasty, Doctor Who, Dallas, and a dozen other shows before I identified my obsessive condition. With the amount of characters in Game of Thrones, I believe I couldn’t spare the brain space. So, spending free-time on video games, while I should be writing scathing essays on Shirley Chisolm for school, would be a catastrophe.
Then we got an Xbox for Christmas.
Can I tell you how embarrassing it
is to be forty-five and not able to operate a controller? So, under the
pretext of defending my honor, I have begun to “practice” my craft. A
remote and icy planet in a remote star system known to locals as Hoth,
is my training ground. Star Wars, Echo Base is where I will unleash my
Jedi Powers. I
have embraced the Dark Side. This means I can walk around and slash
Rebel scum with my red Lightsaber. Really it’s because I can’t aim and
shoot a blaster. Yet. I tried, but after having Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan, die seventeen times because of my incompetence in shooting her blaster, I switched to the Lightsaber. Too soon, Leia, too soon.
I hope to one day be a gamer. When school isn't in session. Right now, I’m a pushing middle-age gay gamer Wannabe.