By StevieB
It's an odd feeling when you turn around at your local gay bar and
notice that the bartender is sporting your shirt. Not the same Nasty Pig
style. Not the same Nasty Pig collection of shirts sold only in the NY
Nasty Pig store. No, your very shirt.
This happened to me just recently; and it made me go, Hmmmmm. How does a
Leather Bar, bartender end-up wearing a shirt of mine? As far as I
knew, I hadn't touched him, in the biblical sense. So how was beardy the
bear bartender now sporting my hot t-shirt? There was a mystery at
foot, and I was just the queen to adjust my glasses and turn into Velma
from ScoobyDoo.
It
was time to utilize, The principle of Occam's razor. The theory that
states that among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest
assumptions should be selected. Simple solutions ultimately prove
correct. You know, that philosophical theory. So, I employed Occam's theory on The Case of the Switched Out Leather Bar T-Shirt.
As far as I knew my shirt was safely folded up using my Miracle Folder
in my dresser drawer. But, after a long examination, and removing all
doubt the that was my shirt, the previous assumption to the location of
my shirt was clearly false. This was because, it was currently covering a
burly bar tender. So...... when did my shirt leave my company? Months
ago, when I "interacted" with..... the hot bartender in this bar....
But?? But?? Oh...
Bartender number one must of retained my cool Nasty Pig shirt after
Nasty visited for a holiday. Then, in the interim the shirt traveled
(without clearly being washed) onto Bartender number two. "The two
bartenders, must be f**king!" I said out loud in my best baggy orange
turtlenecked, Velma Dinkley voice. "Nah, they're not allowed to date
each other. They'd get fired." The friend next to me offered, in alarmed
response to me randomly pointing my finger in the air and blurting out
such a non-sequitur. Turns out, after flirting with Bartender number
one, my hypotheses was correctly proven.
I solved the case of The Case of the Switched Out Leather Bar T-Shirt. But, I lost a shirt, because I really don't want that shirt back now.