Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Name Game

So Sarah Palin thinks homosexuality is a choice, leading to the age-old question--when did she choose to be straight--a question that she'll never answer because she doesn't do press conferences. And since this journalism major can't name a single news source that she's familiar with, she probably hasn't read any of the studies discounting her position on homosexuality.

But I guess we can't expect her to name any news sources--she can't even name her kids. Trig is a high school class I skipped so I could try out for Track. Bristol is a stomp. ("The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol when they do the Bristol Stomp." Okay, I don't even remember that song. My elderly friend Matt Kailey clued me in on it.)