Oh, those straight people
They're at it again. I don't disapprove of straight people, per se--I just question their promiscuous lifestyle.
It's okay to be straight, I guess, as long as you don't act on it.
But tell that to the straights in England, who have one of the most promiscuous lifestyles in the world.
Finland ranks highest and Taiwan ranks lowest when it comes to casual sex and one-night-stands, but the British, who ranked 11th overall, are on top (no pun intended) of the major Western industrial nations.
And the worst part is that, given the competitiveness of the United States, our straight people are going to be scrambling to catch up and take the title!
You think they're flaunting it now, with all those mixed-gender couples holding hands and making out in public--wait until they find out about this!
