Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Remember to always practice safer sex

Ugh, this story makes my testicles crawl up into my stomach.

So this guy puts a sex toy over a saber saw blade and then uses it on his partner. A saber saw is a power tool. The blade moves up and down. In the dumbest move of her life, the woman apparently agreed to this nonsense. Of course, the saw cut through the sex toy--and you can guess the rest.

Anyway, this gives a whole new meaning to the term "safer sex." "Safer sex" is when you don't use a saw. "Saber sex" is when you do. And if you want to stay really safe, try "cyber sex."