Things to do in Denver when you're gay and your house is dirty: Jockstrap Maid Service

How did  GayListDaily.com know I like guys in jockstraps and that my house is usually filthy?

Here's what they had to say recently about something called Jockstrap Maid Service:

Available in about 40 cities and growing, Jockstrap Maid Service is as gorgeous an idea as the luscious pair of hams you’ll soon be gazing into after purposefully spilling creatine all over your lower-level kitchen shelves.

Denver currently has two Jockstrap Maids available at the time of this posting.