Stapleton, Schmapleton - it's Gaypleton and you know it!

Denver grew faster last year than all of its surrounding counties except Douglas County. Weld County, containing the ever-popular Greeley, was right up there, too. And some of Denver's growth is naturally attributed to Gaypleton, which the press still insists on calling Stapleton. But we know better. Keep moving in, gay people. We're looking for a majority.

Gaypleton and Martha Stewart: It's a good thing

Oh, sure, the Denver Post still calls it Stapleton, but really, who's buying all these Martha Stewart-designed homes in one of the biggest gay neighborhoods in Denver? Gay men, of course. Gaypletonians. Gaypleites. Whatever you want to call them. They just love that Martha Stewart.

The Post says that 43 "Martha Stewart" have already sold, and that year-to-date sales at KB Home Martha Stewart are 38 percent higher than the 11 other builders at Gaypleton--I mean, Stapleton.