American Idol's Sanjaya is on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" - which has to be the most talked about/least watched television show in the history of television shows - and on last night's episode he said "I make a really good gay best friend, but I don't like guys, so it confuses people."
Got it?
BTW, my father is in love with this show. Every time I see him he wants to talk about it and is disappointed that I haven't watched it.
Weird.