ILVTOFU

A 38-year-old mother loves tofu and wants her license plate to read ILVTOFU but the Colorado Division of Motor Vehicles isn't having it. They say ILVMEAT isn't taken yet. Maybe that means some cunning gay boy can still get it. He can pretend he's really into hamburger but we'll all know what he really means.

Glossy lips are not a crime

OK, guys--who was in New York last weekend?

Exotic male dancing at its best - it all happens at Watts Club Mozambique

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What's come out of your nose recently?

A Colorado man coughed up a 30-year-old nail after a recent MRI. Gross.

Testicle festival!

Okay, I'm all for a testicle festival, but I have other ideas about what it should be like.

Dying to get married?

If you're dying to get married, check out this combination wedding chapel and funeral home in Thornton. Or maybe if you realize right away that you made a mistake, you can just step on over to the crematorium.

Pull Down Your Pants Day

Florida had "Pull Up Your Pants Day" today. MHGG is officially declaring today as "Pull Down Your Pants Day." And send photos.

Sometimes a guy gets desperate

I have yet to find a car wash vacuum that can really deliver the goods, but hey, sometimes a guy gets desperate.

Colorado couple has flammable water

Wow. That's just bizarre looking. A Colorado couple's home has a gas leak in the worst way.

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