Why dogs are better than boyfriends

At least he's not hooking up on Manhunt behind your back.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends?

When was the last time your boyfriend fought a mountain lion for you?

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

They might blow away, but they will never blow you off.

Issac Mizrahi names ultimate luxury

Who would have thought Issac Mizrahi was a man after my own heart?

He said in a recent interview that "... the ultimate luxury (is) to sit and watch TV with one's dogs."

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Why dogs are better than boyfriends

Just when you think they're gone forever, they come back into your life. And you're glad.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

If they stray, you get to shoot them--at least in Colorado Springs.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

They know where the money is.

Dogs are better than boyfriends

Looking for a new dog? Help out one of these puppies rescued from an Arkansas puppy mill. I can pretty much guarantee that dogs are better than boyfriends anyway--for numerous reasons.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

Once they are determined to make it to the top, they don't give up until they get there.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

They act as a blanket, instead of hogging the covers.

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Why dogs are better than boyfriends

They give you a reason to get up and go, instead of camping out on the couch.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

They will never leave your side--and they will try to protect you to the end.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

They'll take the heat (and the smoke and the flames) to make sure you're okay.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

They'll never notice that their jewelry is missing.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

Because when they're called "Stump," it's not just a bitchy nickname.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

No matter how shaggy they are, you can clean them up, take them out, and show them off--and maybe come home with a with a prize.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

No matter how far they stray or how long they're away, they always end up back home again.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

They don't always need you to bail them out of a jam.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

If you lose them, you can have them cloned, and they come back younger and cuter.

Why dogs are better than boyfriends

No communication barriers.