The Marky Mark Workout

Can you feel it, baby? I can too!

You've got Rich at FourFour to thank for this vintage '90s hotness.

Rich at FourFour nutshells Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains

With hilarious results!

Rich from FourFour in 1988

What a little cutie-pie!

Rich from FourFour + Celia from ANTM = something like an orgasm

Rich interviews Celia! I haven't even watched it yet because I'm saving it for a future time in my life when I'm truly in need of the entertainment satisfaction I know it will provide.

Rich Juzwiak and Becky Buckwild: One of my favorite bloggers interviews one of my favorite reality stars

Rich Juzwiak interviews Becky Buckwild about her time on VH1's 'I Love Money 2' and it's a hoot and a half. She says 20 Pack is a homosexual but, when asked to offer proof, says, "I mean, I've never had gay sex with him," and says Buddha's got nothing in his Speedos but Frank the Entertainer is packing large. Becky Buckwild is worth any ten other reality stars. I swear, between her and Rich and his 'America's Next Top Model' recaps at FourFour, those two have given me much entertainment over the past few years. I want to marry them both.

Celia unfair to Tahlia, says Tyra

Rich's ANTM recap is up.

Martha Plimpton lookalike Celia made ANTM history for doing something no girl has ever done before.

She shouldn't oughta have done it.

She'll be going home this week, I betcha.

What Paris Hilton loves

- via FourFour

Rich at FourFour turns his attention to Kate Bush

Rich brings his usual brilliant insightfulness to the raging spectacle that is Kate Bush. It's a must read.

John McCain smiles with his eyes

- via FourFour

90210 sucks

If Rich says it, it's so.

I couldn't bring myself to watch.

I will, however, be glued to the TV screen tonight for the two-hour premiere of 'America's Next Top Model' and will be waiting with bated breath to see what Rich has to say about that. His ANTM recaps have been the best thing about the show for the last few seasons.

Plus he's so frickin' cute.