Help Michael Musto define The Aught Decade

The first decade of the new millennium is coming to a close and Michael Musto wants your input on how to define it.

The '50s were the era of nuclear families and moms in dresses and dads who wore ties to dinner.

The '60s belonged to the hippies and free love and counterculture.

The '80s was defined by Valley Girls and other wretched cultural excesses.

So how will the past ten years go down in history?

Ageism sucks

Silver fox Alan Pincus was told to keep his clothes on at an underwear party at New York gay bar Splash.

Rude.

Clay Aiken versus Adam Lambert (bonus: Cracked.com versions of events)

La Daily Musto reports on an 'American Idol' runner-up dust up between 2003's Clay Aiken and 2009's Adam Lambert.

Aiken said Lambert made his ears bleed.

Musto loves it for the jealous cattiness of it all.

I don't watch the show but I like Cracked.com's imaginary version of a bitchy email battle between the two.