The Kinsey Sicks for President! A conversation with America's best Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet

By Drew Wilson



From San Francisco, The Kinsey Sicks, America's favorite dragapella beautyshop quartet returns to Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret. They combine rich, four-part harmony, biting satire and over-the-top drag. 

In their new show, "Electile Dysfuntion," the girls present an evening of politics, social critique, and personal revelations through music and comedy. The Kinsey Sicks bring their Electile Dysfunction tour to Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret tonight and tomrrow.

I caught up with Rachel from The Kinsey Sicks to talk about her thoughts on presidents, penises and plugs.

Rachel

Drew: I hear you girls are seeking the Republican nomination for President. When did you first come out as Republicans? Is being Republican a choice or were you born that way?
Rachel: In our case, being Republican was a genetic condition, like Tay-Sachs or male pattern baldness.

Has having Obama as our country's first black president made our country ready for its first Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet president?
No, but having George W. Bus as America's first certifiable idiot president did pave the way for the lack of judgement that has spawned our career.

What is The Kinsey Sicks presidential platform? Where do you stand on marriage equality? Legalization of marijuana?
We tried advocating a presidential platform, but we find that pumps are far more attractive than platforms. Especially if you're high on marijuana. Which of course you should not be, because that is pleasurable. And pleasure, as we all know, is forbidden by the Bible.

What is your favorite brand of hairspray and why?
Any kind of lube works - and here's a little secret: You can always use lube as gel, but you can't always use gel as lube. Please bear that in mind.

Who, of all the presidents in American history, is the sexiest?
Definitely President Jed Bartlet on 'West Wing'. Because you could sneak around the White House late at night and diddle Martin Sheen's sons.

You have said that when The Kinsey Sicks are president, America will be younger, more glamourous and have bigger penises. How much bigger are we talking? Also, how will this be accomplished?
99 percent. That is why we are in favor of the 99%.

Why should readers of MileHighGayGuy.com come out to see you at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret?
Because they really don't want us coming to their houses to perform and disturb the neighbors.

Anything else you'd like to talk about?
Undoubtedly. Oh, did I mention our website? Would it be tacky for me to plug KinseySicks.com? If so, then I would like to encourage people not to check out KinseySicks.com. 'Cause Lord knows I don't want to be tacky. Speaking of which, dont' check out The Kinsey Sicks' YouTube channel either. And for God's sake, do not by any means find us on Facebook!

Tickets on sale now. The Kinsey Sicks will appear at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret on Friday, May 25 and Saturday May 26! For tickets or more information visit Lannies.com

Things to do in Denver when you're gay: The Kinsey Sicks at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret

From San Francisco, America's favorite dragapella beautyshop quartet returns to Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret this weekend.

The Kinsey Sicks, America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet, want to be YOUR Republican Presidential candidate! Their dedicated if deluded staff and volunteers are planning uplifting campaign appearances throughout 2012 ... all in glorious four-part harmony!

Come have your patriotism renewed in Washington DC, Puerto Vallarta, San Francisco, Denver, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Kansas -- and more!

Things to do in Denver when you're gay: The Kinsey Sicks at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret

From San Francisco, The Kinsey Sicks, America's favorite dragapella beautyshop quartet returns to Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret. They combine rich, four-part harmony, biting satire and over-the-top drag.  Billboard Magazine calls them, "one act that should not be missed" and the New York Times has praised, "their voices sweet as birdsong."

In their new show, "Electile Dysfuntion," the girls present an evening of politics, social critique, and personal revelations through music and comedy. 

Tickets on sale now. The Kinsey Sicks will appear at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret on Friday, May 25 and Saturday May 26 - two shows nightly! For tickets or more information visit Lannies.com. 

Meet The Kinsey Sicks

The Kinsey Sicks bring their patented brand of comedy to Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret with four shows this Friday and Saturday night.

You don't wanna miss 'em.

And for your chance to win two free tickets to see The Sicks, click here and leave a comment.

* Update: I'm just gonna make it easy and give the tickets to the first person to email me at drewdenver@aol.com and tell me that they want 'em. Cheers!

Win two free tickets to The Kinsey Sicks this weekend at Lannie's

Known nationwide for their award-winning a cappella singing, sharp satire, and over-the-top drag, The Kinsey Sicks will be performing at Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret on Friday, October 2 and Saturday, October 3.

You can win two free tickets to one of the shows by being the first person to email me at drewdenver@aol.com and let me know that you want' em!

The Kinsey Sicks will perform two completely different shows each night, one at 7 p.m. and the other at 9 p.m. Tickets are $35 for one show, or $45 for both shows on the same night.

The Kinsey Sicks Quartet has won numerous singing awards, had their own Off Broadway show, had extended engagements in Las Vegas, toured the United States and the world, and has their own feature film.

The 7 p.m. show is called “Wake the F@#k Up America” and is a parody of a network morning show, examining the unsettling blur between news and entertainment. The audience will become part of the morning show’s studio audience.

The 9 p.m. show is called “GreatesTits and Other Bawdy Parts,” this Denver debut of brand new parodies includes Beyonce’s “All the Single Ladies,” Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” and Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl.”

Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret is located on the corner of the 16th Street Mall and Arapahoe Street in downtown Denver. Reservations for this show can be made by calling the box office at 303-293-0075.