Drew: You’ve been out
and openly gay for a long time but now it sounds like you’re doubling down on
gay with the Queerbots.
Chris: Doubling down on gay? Sounds like a new casino game
in Vegas. I want to double down on the gay!
I’d be at that table.
Let it ride! You haven’t been to a Queerbot show yet, have
you?
No, but it sounds like my kind of show. How did Queerbots come about?
Well, Queerbots started about a year ago. I studied improv many
years ago with Second City in Chicago under a guy named Martin Demott who has
since passed away. He was a brilliant teacher who was also gay ...
Does that mean sometimes he was
under you?
How do you think I got in the school? It was eye opening.
Improv is probably my greatest passion. I love it. I love the freedom. I love
the mindset of creating something out of nothing. But I’ve found that gays and
lesbians aren’t very well represented in the improv world. Especially the
women. It’s kind of a guy’s thing. I wanted to start a troupe that could
explore the gay experience – what it means to be in the LGBTQ community - and
do it through improv and have all the players be either gay, lesbian or
transgendered. So I got together with probably the best improviser in Colorado,
Sarah Kirwin, and we got together and started figuring out how we could make it
happen. And that was the birth of the troupe.
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Sarah Kirwin is better at improv comedy than you |
We started doing shows last September and have been doing
them monthly ever since. We have four lesbians and two gay guys in the troupe
right now and our keyboardist is a gay Asian. That’s right, a gay Asian. Even
the gaysians are represented!
Ooh, the elusive Colorado gaysian!
That’s right. That’s like Bigfoot or a UFO; a gaysian
keyboard player. We struck gold! And I really wanted the troupe to have more women
than men because I think women are doubly underrepresented in improv. Even in
the gay community the lesbian perspective isn’t always out there as much as it
needs to be. So it’s really cool to have that mix in the troupe.
One of the things I like about the troupe is we’re not
trying to hit people over the head with the gay experience. It’s more like life
filtered through someone who happens to be gay. The last four shows we’ve done
the audiences have been largely straight audiences, which I love because it’s a
real chance to really have some understanding through laughter. It’s hard to
hate somebody when you’re laughing. We have a lot
of fun doing sends ups of all the clichés and dismantling the stereotypes by
exploring them.
The human experience ain’t that different whether you’re gay
or straight or lesbian. At the end of the day we’re all faced with the same struggles
and ups and downs and that can be explored through comedy, I think, more easily
than any other venue.
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The Dalai Lama |
How would you say improv
influences your human experience?
Oh, it’s about to get deep in here. I’m gonna go Dalai Lama on
you. The whole essence of improv is actually the complete opposite of what
we’re taught in American and western civilization. At the heart of improv it’s
all about cooperation, not competition, and that’s why I think it’s important
for kids to explore improv. You’re not there to compete. You’re there to work
with them and it only works when you cooperate. It only works when you support
the others. And that’s our number one motivation; to support the others and
make them look as good as possible. And that’s when the magic happens.
One of the precepts of improv is “yes and” which means
whatever someone offers you you agree with it and build on it. We’re kind of
wired to argue and disagree but in improv it’s all about “yes and-ing.” Whatever
anybody says to you - if someone says you’re the biggest leprechaun I’ve ever
seen - all of a sudden you are a big leprechaun and away you go. It’s the whole
nature of improv. And when it’s hitting on all cylinders, it may sound stupid
but, at times it’s almost spiritual because something is created in that moment
and it’s a really beautiful thing.
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Chris Parente is on his way to take your man |
And improv must help with your
day job. Keeping the mind agile and the words tripping off the tongue.
It would help anybody with their day jobs. On top of all
those other elements of thinking differently and cooperatively and building and
supporting on top of all that it also really forces you to … you can’t
anticipate. You have to totally and completely live in the moment and be in the
now. That’s the only way it works. Improv is literally an art form that is
created moment to moment. It forces you to let go and just be in the moment.
And there really is no wrong choice because no matter what
you say, you’re going to be supported by the other players up there. So you
don’t have to worry about saying something wrong or stupid of making a fool of
yourself. There are no mistakes in improv. You find a way to embrace it, to
justify it, and just go with it. It’s a really cool thing.
What's a typical Queerbots show like?
The show is based entirely on audience suggestions so it’s a
different show every time. It’s created on the spot. You never know where it’s
going to go which adds to the electricity of the night. It’s an entirely spontaneous
night of theater.
In each of the last several shows we’ve done a completely
improvised gay marriage. We call up two people from the audience who don’t know
each other and who, in fact, aren’t gay. We get the stories of their lives
and recreate each of their childhoods onstage. How they meet and fall in love
and we marry them right there on stage in front of everybody and God.
Legally? Is that the
joke?
Yes, considering that they aren’t gay. Sorry, it’s legally binding. You’re gay now!
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Yay, lesbians! |
Argh, my greatest fear come
true!
We’re converting you all! We also do a completely improvised musical. This is where
the gaysian comes in, we get suggestions from the audience and make up a
musical on the spot.
We also do all sorts of fun games with the audience to mix things
up. Basically, we have an outline for the show and then whatever happens happens. So the March
show is a tribute to St. Peppermint Patty, Patron Saint of Lesbians. So you
will be seeing Marcy and Peppermint Patty and the Little Red-Haired Girl we’ll be exploring leprechauns
and pots of gold and all that.
We also incorporate audio and video. In my job with the
station I’m able to go out and interview a lot of actors and so I usually ask
them one or two questions about the gay experience. We play their responses on
the monitors and use that to inspire scene work. For March we talk to a couple
of Irish actors, Liam Neeson and Colin Farrell.
Nice. Tell them Drew
says “hi!”
Yeah. Especially Colin Farrell, baby! That’s my kind of
Irishman.
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Liam Neeson and Colin Farrell can both get it |
How can we be good improv
audience members?
Great question! The audience does need to be warmed up a bit
because improv gets people out of their comfort zones. Unless they’re really
drunk, which you may or may not be on St. Patrick’s Day. A lot of us are
taught to be quiet and polite. We don’t want to be put on the spot. But in
improv it’s all about feeling free to shout out whatever’s on your mind.
There’s no such thing as a bad idea. And as the night goes on people become
more and more comfortable. It doesn’t have to be brilliant. It doesn’t even
have to be funny. It’s our job to find the humor in it. So the key is to relax,
let go, and not be inhibited. To feel free and join in and shout out whatever’s
on your mind.
What’s next for the
Queerbots?
We’ve been doing monthly shows at Hamburger Mary’s and so
far they’ve all sold out so we’re gonna continue that through May, I believe, and
then take a summer hiatus to work on some other projects and our hope is to pick
it up again in September.
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In a nutshell the shows are just a lot of fun. It’s a very fun, lighthearted look at
being gay and lesbian in today’s world and we welcome straight, gay, lesbian, transgender, trisexual,
androgynous, everybody is welcome. Bears, cubs, otters, you name it!
Things they haven’t
even come up with yet!
Totally! We’ll take koalas. We’ll take platypuses.
I feel like a koala
would be really cute.
You know what? I agree. What would that look like?
Maybe cuter than a cub? Shorter?
We may need to talk more about this later.