Demented Divas Present The Rocky Horror Diva Show

From Nuclia Waste, Princess of Plutonium, The Triple Nipple Drag Queen of Comedy:

 Hello my Furloughed Fans of Federal Foolishness,

I hope you are all well and working hard on your Halloween costumes. That national gay holiday is nearly upon us. The one time a year when you get to dress like I do all year round!

I am very excited to announce that the Demented Divas have been hard at work on a brand new Halloween show, "The Rocky Horror Diva Show." The show will make it's one night only debut on Wednesday, October 30th at 8pm at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret. Tickets are already on sale and selling fast than we can suck...blood. If you have been to any of our shows in the past, you already know how hilarious and crazy they are. And for Halloween, we are taking it to the zombie extreme makeover!

Click the pic for a link to buy our tickets. Costumes are highly encouraged and there's no better way to give your Halloween costume a test drive than the night before Halloween. And if you don't have a costume, come down anyway as your normal scarey self!

Denver County Fair 2012: Drag Queens Wanted!

Calling all queens! Enter the Miss Denver County Fair Contest this coming Friday! YOU could be the next one crowned Miss Denver County Fair! Click here for more information.

The Top 5 Reasons to See The Buttcracker on Christmas Eve

The sold out run of the Buttcracker is coming to a close. But you can still get tickets to the Christmas Eve matinee show on Saturday. 

And why should you? Here's why.

Nuclia Waste presents The TOP 5 REASON TO SEE THE BUTTCRACKER ON CHRISTMAS EVE DAY:

1. It's Saturday and you don't have to work. Thank the baby Jesus!

2. You have relatives visiting for Christmas and you need to shock and embarrass them. It's what families do best.

3. Drinking at 1 o'clock in the afternoon is fun.

4. We'll be handing out FREE pints of Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream, compliments of Whole Foods in Cherry Creek.

5. After the show
you can shop the new H&M store in the Denver Pavilions. Laughter PLUS retail therapy. It's a win/win!

Totally Wasted: A conversation with Nuclia Waste

A conversation with Nuclia Waste

by Drew Wilson

Denver's drag diva Nuclia Waste premieres a new monthly show at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret tonight called Nuclia Waste: Totally Wasted. 

I had the opportunity to chat with the Princess of Plutonium to find out a little bit about the show as well as her New Year's Resolutions for 2011 and her naughty naked plans for Telluride Gay Ski Week.

Drew: Hey Nuclia, what can we expect from your "one woman show" at Lannie's?
Nuclia Waste: You can expect to squirt a martini out your nose. Several in fact. The show chronicles the up and down career of my life as a crazy diva, from flight attendant to soap opera star. Then I poke fun at famous divas throughout history. 

 

Who are the divas you most admire and why?

Cher, because she has made herself timeless. Lady Gaga, because she puts fun and creativity into being a diva. Sarah Palin, because....oh, wait. I despise her. Never mind. 

What are your fondest memories of 2010?
If I did not drink so many martinis, I would have lots of fondest memories. Curse you, Absolut. 

What is your New Year's Resolution for 2011?

I resolve to say yes when Prince William asks me to marry him. Oops, too late. Damn that Kate Middleton. 

I hear you're once again involved with Telluride Gay Ski Week. What can we look forward to this year at TGSW?
This year I will be leading a tour out to the clothing optional Orvis Hot Springs. So look forward too hot naked boys and cold winter skiing.

Find out more about the fabulous Nuclia Waste at her website www.NucliaWaste.com. 

This Wednesday Nuclie Waste is Totally Wasted!

Fasten your laugh belts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

Nuclia Waste, the Triple Nipple Drag Queen of Comedy debuts her hilarious one "woman" show in Denver for a night of comedy and parody music at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret.

You'll be snorting martinis out your nose to songs like "Never Wear Panties To A Party" and "Donuts Are A Girl's Best Friend."

Nuclia Waste: Totally Wasted! Comedy Drag Show Opens January 12

Fasten your laugh belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! On Janueary 12, Nuclia Waste, the Triple Nipple Drag Queen of Comedy debuts her hilarious one "woman" show in Denver for a night of comedy and parody music.

You'll be snorting martinis out your nose to songs like "Never Wear Panties To A Party" and "Donuts Are A Girl's Best Friend" as Nuclia's twisted takes on some of the world's best know divas -  including Marilyn Monroe, Madonna, Cher, Dolly Parton, Whitney Houston and Lady Gaga - will have you laughing your ass off.

Because, as Nuclia says "Lord knows we can all use a little less junk in the trunk."

You've seen her on LOGO, 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno', Newsweek, and, believe it or not, The History Channel. Now see her live on stage at Lannies.

Drag Queen Loses Job, Jumps 32 Stories from Denver Downtown Building

Denver comedy drag queen, Nuclia Waste (pictured), after losing her graphic design job of 13 years, will jump off a 32 story building in downtown Denver. This may seem a little extreme but it's all in the name of charity. Nuclia was been asked to be one of the celebrity rapellers raising money for the Cancer League of Colorado at their "Over The Edge" fund raising event at Lincoln One Place.

"I am deathly afraid of heights and can’t believe I agreed to do this. Some people lose their job and become depressed. Instead, I've decided to jump off a building and raise money for the Cancer League of Colorado," stated Nuclia Waste. "It's better than standing on a corner with a sign that says, 'Will Drag For Food'."

The event will take place in the middle of rush hour on Friday, August 27 at 5 p.m. at the One Lincoln Park luxury high-rise in downtown Denver located at 2001 Lincoln St.

Nuclia is hoping to raise $3,000 through sponsorships for the big jump. Anyone interested in sponsoring her can make an online donation at overtheedge.blacktie-athon.com.

For more information about the Cancer League of Colorado and their Over The Edge event, visit www.cancerleague.org. For more information about drag queen comedian Nuclia Waste, visit www.nucliawaste.com.

Denver PrideFest 2010: Demented Divas are back!

After a little break and hiatus, Nuclia Waste reports that the Demented Divas are back, funnier, crazier and more risqué than ever!

One month from today, the dragulous ladies will be celebrating Pride Weekend festivities at Tracks Nightclub with a brand new show!

Nuclia Waste's Island of Misfit Toys

The Island of Misfit Toys is Nuclia Waste's annual fundraiser for the Colorado AIDS Project Toy Drive. This year the event will take place Saturday, December 19 at Club M at Hamburger Mary's. There is no cover for the show but everybody is asked to bring a department store gift card or new, unwrapped toy to donate to families and children living with HIV/AIDS. Every item you donate earns you a chance to win some fabulous door prizes.

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OFC Cover Model Party at Mo's

Out Front Colorado is hosting what sounds like a fabulous Cover Model Finalist Party at Mo's on Thursday, September 24 from 7-10 p.m.

“Out Front Colorado has scoured the state in search of the ultimate cover model,” says OFC's Greg Montoya. “We've searched the entire summer to bring you the hottest of hot bodies. Now our search is over. We are proud to present to you the top six finalists at this fun-filled event.”

The cover model winner will be featured on the cover of the October 7 issue of Out Front Colorado and there's still time to cast your vote at www.ofccovermodel.com.

The event, a benefit for the Matthew Shepard Foundation, will feature Nuclia Waste, Goddess Duane, DJ E-N, and a Baskit Underwear Show.

The Matthew Shepard Foundation is a GLBT rights group founded in 1998 by Dennis and Judy Shepard in memory of their 21-year old son, Matthew, who was murdered in an anti-gay hate crime in Wyoming in October 1998.

Advance tickets are $10 and $15 at the door. Ticket price includes open bar serving Three Olives Vodka, Jagermeister, 1800 Tequila, and Coors Light from 7-10 p.m.

Only seven more left

Nuclia Waste sez: "You only have seven more chances to catch our new show, "Demented Divas: Totally Plowed!" The show only runs three more times in September and four times in October. Then we'll be on to our holiday show, "The Buttcracker" in November. Winter will be here before you know it. Yikes!"

Check it out at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret.

Nuclia Waste and Naughty Pierre cover the DNC for 5280

Out Loud Recap: Cazwell, Deadlee, Nuclia Waste and the Most Dangerous Woman in America

We had a great show yesterday with openly gay rappers Cazwell and Deadlee calling in to sexify the joint and represent the east and west coasts. The Princess of Plutonium herself, Nuclia Waste, came in to talk about the Demented Divas' new holiday show, The Buttcracker. We gave away tickets to The Buttcracker and who should win them but none other than gay rights activist Donna Redwing?! Redwing is famous for being called "the most dangerous woman in America" by the Christian Coalition of America. Enjoy The Buttcracker, Donna. Keep listening to Out Loud on 760AM and stay dangerous! (clockwise from left: Cazwell, Donna Redwing, Nuclia Waste, Deadlee)

Demented Divas "The Buttcracker!" Show Opens Tonight

Those naughty drag queens are at it again with their new holiday show "The Buttcracker!" opening on Wednesday, November 7 at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret. This campy show is a twisted look at all that we hold dear and sacred during theholidays. The show features Denver's most famous bearded drag queens: Nuclia Waste, Portia Potty, Iona Trailer and Gabriella Butz'in. Audiences will enjoy hilarious holiday classics like, "Walking Round in Women's Underwear", "I Want A Boob Job For Christmas" and "1-900-XMAS".
For info and tickets, 303-293-0075 or www.lannies.com.
Lannies Clocktower Cabaret
16th Street Mall at Arapahoe
Gorgeously Underground at the D&F Clocktower

A real life Cinderella story

A troupe of Denver-based drag queens known as the Demented Divas (formerly the Denver Cycle Sluts) is playing fairy godmother and taking the fight to save a local drive-in theater to the rooftops – the rooftops of the theater’s concession stand, that is.

On September 21 and 22 beginning at 6:30 p.m., the burly belles will perform a version of Cinderella on the roof of the Cinderella Twin Drive-In Movie Theater’s concession stand to raise awareness and protest the demolition of Denver’s last drive-in.

“We are doing this protest because Denver hardly needs another set of luxury apartments,” says green-haired, glitter-mustachioed Nuclia Waste, who will be starring as Cinderella. “It’s ridiculous. Drive-in movie theaters are such an American institution, right up there with apple pie, baseball and Mom. They need to be preserved, not torn down.”

“We are very sad at the eminent destruction of one of the few remaining drive-in movie theaters in the country,” says Jim Goble, manager of the drive-in. “We are happy that the Demented Divas are just as upset about this and want to stage this protest.”